Missouri Pete
January 31st, 2008 . by adminNobody knows more about Missouri tourism than good ol’ Pete. Pete’s been making moonshine ever since he was knee high to a grasshopper and now his beard is a white as new fallen snow. He’s watched those tourists and keeps track of where the crowds go so he knows where to set up shop to sell the most booze he can. You see Pete has a boy in college right now learning how to better brew the corn mash and that takes a good chunk of change. But he knows that when the lad returns he will have all the knowledge he needs to improve his operation.